My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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