Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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