i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
