How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I got inside last night via doggy door
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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