google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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