You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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