So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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