She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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