That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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