I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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