love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
well you can't waste a boner
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Randomize
