Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Randomize
