? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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