he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Just high enough for therapy.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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