What a fucking waste of an outfit
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
My ATM looks so different sober.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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