Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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