if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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