It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Come see our sink grown plant.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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