discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
lol hangovers are for mortals.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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