i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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