So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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