just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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