oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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