everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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