At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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