Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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