he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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