Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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