Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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