i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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