In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
what is it with giant penises always finding me
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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