Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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