so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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