Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
my phone needs a breathalizer
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
