he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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