Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
operation have a gay friend backfired
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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