We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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