she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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