then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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