Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
