is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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