I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
sex in a hospital.. check
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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