Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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