i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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