is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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