i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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