I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
