i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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