Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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