I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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