it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
i out mim tonsoeep
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