The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I just googled if crying burns calories
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
The struggles of a small town man whore
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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