is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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