this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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