i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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